Welcome to my brain
the good stuff…

when he laughs until he tears up over downton abbey

w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]

shittargetguestsdo:

cnnbreaking:

the most accurate picture of the retail industry 

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)