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dougcmatthews:

Its dusgusting the amount our society spends on sexual healthcare: $819 million on Viagra, $782 million on Cialis. Medicare has spent $172 million in penis pumps in the past 5 years.

sarahj-art:

Okay, I admit to laughing while making this one.
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sarahj-art:

Okay, I admit to laughing while making this one.

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sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

nowyoukno:

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nowyoukno:

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postracialcomments:

The art of lying when people are looking right at you

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

blithelyblonde:

Always reblog.